Flame Retardant [From the K Ching]


If you persevere in fanning lame flame,
you only make ash of yourself.

© KAM  Netiquette for an Asocial Network

Yeah, I’m Talking to You


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However far I lower my expectations, disappointment still rises to the occasion.

Kurt and to the Point


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For wampeters and fellow Vonnegut fans:


Sheesh, Bokonon, not another pain in the karass ?!


KAM  Netiquette Tags for an Asocial Network]

Sales Tags


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Her bad timing was bottled and sold in Zürich as a novelty item.

He merchandised his issue-waffling, and it sold like hotcakes.

© KAM

Nashville Kat


My country cousin, Twavis Twit, and his bluegrass band, Ear Juice, asked me for some song ideas the other day. I came up with these:

Stop Scrapin’ the Scab Off My Healin’ Heart, Honey 

Hardheaded Against Hard Hearts

I’d Rather Be a Recluse Than Be a Loose Wreck

The Angels Wanna Wear My Blue Suede Shoes

 © KAM

Def ignition for the Jung and the restless


Freudian Slips: The Underwear of Ideas
                                          
 © KAM

Downbeat Tags [Cont.]


Filled with angst and wondering why my ex is tense.

Friday’s Child in a Wednesday World.

I seized the day, but it struggled free and slapped me in the face.

© KAM

Apt Tag



Wouldn’t feel like a pincushion if the world weren’t so full of pricks.  

© KAM

Post-election depression tags


Penned these taglines a dozen years ago originally, but the more things change….


Like lemmings happy to Rush out on a Limbaugh…humbug!

They bought the whole nine yards from bolts of whole cloth.

Earthworm movement against grassroots organization is underfoot!

                        
© KAM