Def Ignitions 2


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Cosmetication: Mood makeup and concealer of the true blue you [E.g.: Nobody likes a sad sack, so go pop a Prozac!]

Concoction: A very big shell sale

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Whiz Kid


 Poor Richard’s Rung Cycle

When Herr Wagner was no longer young,
Eine Hode was still hardly hung.
   A
s a teen top a ladder,
   He emptied his bladder

And slipped off the Götterdämmerung.


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Sales Tags


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Her bad timing was bottled and sold in Zürich as a novelty item.

He merchandised his issue-waffling, and it sold like hotcakes.

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Kicking off 2011 with a bang


Very cheeky, yes, but hardly homophobic. It’s purely homophonic pun funning in this second nod to silver-quilled Will. Shakespeare scholars know what a big-time bawdster he was the Bard was also the Bawd of Avon and he’d appreciate a limerick chock-a-block with references to his work. So while Sarah would, William would never “refudiate” the rhyme below. And while any major dude would probably post without preface or apology, I’m a lass and alack that male cockiness. For better or verse, it is my asterisk and as graphic as it gets here.

Shakespeare Innuendo

'Twas a pederast faerie named Puck
Picked the Titus Snug Bottom to f*ck
   And by prick in that bum,
  
Did this wicked way come;

But his Love’s Labour’s Lost, cuz he’s stuck!

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Homophonic Composure II



On the Marrakesh Express, it’s easy to spot the loco motive in this train of thought:

My Moroccan friend, Benjam, is smitten
By wanderlust, thus I have written:
   Segovia Spain,
   Khachaturian train,
'Ere long you'll be, Benjam, in Britten.

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Shine On


When finally their minds’ eyes met, it was love at second sight.

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Handel’s Bar




The result of some nasty Bartok

Was a Mahler’s Fauré Offenbach.
   “Now aren’t these Menotti,”
   Said Handel Scarlatti,
"Haydn these Sessions in Bach!"

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Nashville Kat


My country cousin, Twavis Twit, and his bluegrass band, Ear Juice, asked me for some song ideas the other day. I came up with these:

Stop Scrapin’ the Scab Off My Healin’ Heart, Honey 

Hardheaded Against Hard Hearts

I’d Rather Be a Recluse Than Be a Loose Wreck

The Angels Wanna Wear My Blue Suede Shoes

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Eine Kleine Nacht Fugue


Sprach die junge Frau Bach to her spouse:
Ich krank of your fugueing heraus;
   Mach your fugueing herein,
   Und maybe you’ll find
Some more kleinen Bachs in den Haus!”

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Def ignition for the Jung and the restless


Freudian Slips: The Underwear of Ideas
                                          
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